QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS

qdd071 | Drugs vs Sex

Weighing In.  A segment where the kind folks here at Questionable Decisions delve deep.  We’re talking real deep.  Mind fuck deep.

That’s raw-dogging your mind.

That’s fucking your brain without a condom…Ear preferably.

Was that obvious enough my basics?

We have thoughts and feelings.  These feelings right here are a doozie.  So come and let us throw down the gauntlet.  Together we – but mostly us – shall decide which is better?  Drugs or Sex.

This might be the hardest decision we’ve ever had to make but you guys deserve answers.

Now you may be asking,

“How do you cumrags at QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS have the answers?”

We just do.

Ever smoked crack while fucking a hooker?  We have once or twice or who’s counting.

We’ve done extensive research on both topics.  Real extensive.  Is it just us or is extensive a very sexually suggestive word?

Also, you’re a little bitch for asking that.

Whatever.  Just take our word for it.

Just to be clear, masturbation is not taken into account here.

Let’s run the numbers shall we?

 

Gratification

With drugs, pleasing yourself is the main goal.

With sex, you have to worry about other people’s feelings and that’s just the worst.

“Oh you meant warn you when I’m about to cum.  Whatever, it’s just semen, it will wash out of your hair.”

POINT: DRUGS

DRUGS (1)  –  SEX (0)

LEGALITIES

If you want to sell your privates you should be able to.  Commodities.  Not sure why you would want a pimp, but hey, the world is confusing.

If you want to buy drugs you should be able to.  Why should I keep meeting people in cars in a Gelson’s parking lot?!  Like some common criminal.  Questionable Decisions doesn’t agree with violence though.  People should be able to sell drugs and not kill each other.  It’s bad for everyone.  And honestly, I can buy crack from any motherfucker.  It isn’t that serious.

Everyone loses here.

POINT: DRAW

DRUGS (1) – SEX (0)

 

DANGER

Drugs can get dangerous, quick.  Some people are unstable.  Next thing you know some nigga in Florida is eating his friend’s face off because of too much PCP.

Sex isn’t nearly as scary.  What’s the worst that can happen?  I mean AIDs isn’t that cool and no one invites the guy with herpes to a party.  But that’s as bad as it’s going to get, right?  What’s a little HPV between friends?

POINT: SEX

DRUGS (1)  –  SEX (1)

SN: I should probably wear condoms.

 

TIME

Being high for 14 hours sounds the best.

Fucking for 14 hours sounds tiring and messy.

POINT: DRUGS

DRUGS (2) – SEX (1)

 

OUTCOME

Busting a nut is where it’s at.  We sympathize with women who have to take matters into their own hands.

People turn into real dicks when the drugs are gone.  If someone is short, has an attitude and just an overall prick assume they have run out of drugs.

POINT: SEX

DRUGS (2) – SEX (2)

 

PRICE

Paying for sex is very expensive.

So is having a drug habit.

Coincidentally, you can and should fuck for drugs.  Don’t act like you haven’t used your privates for gifts.

I suppose this is subjective.  Pick your poison as they say.

It just seems easier to find someone to penetrate than to score free drugs.

POINT: SEX

DRUGS (2) – SEX (3)

HEADACHE

The lengths people go to for a piece of ass.  It’s scary and often rapey.  That’s just reckless.

The same can be said for people who like drugs too much.  Rapey and murdery.

Everyone loses here.

POINT: DRAW

Drugs (2) – Sex (3)

VERDICT

Questionable Decisions advises you to just make money.  That way you can have both.  Because excess is the name of the game.

Money does buy happiness.

 

Also, Beat Off More and do drugs.  Better yet do drugs while you beat off!

Thoughts?

qdd071 | Drugs vs Sex

Weighing In.  A segment where the kind folks here at Questionable Decisions delve deep.  We’re talking real deep.  Mind fuck deep.

That’s raw-dogging your mind.

That’s fucking your brain without a condom…Ear preferably.

Was that obvious enough my basics?

We have thoughts and feelings.  These feelings right here are a doozie.  So come and let us throw down the gauntlet.  Together we – but mostly us – shall decide which is better?  Drugs or Sex.

This might be the hardest decision we’ve ever had to make but you guys deserve answers.

Now you may be asking,

“How do you cumrags at QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS have the answers?”

We just do.

Ever smoked crack while fucking a hooker?  We have once or twice or who’s counting.

We’ve done extensive research on both topics.  Real extensive.  Is it just us or is extensive a very sexually suggestive word?

Also, you’re a little bitch for asking that.

Whatever.  Just take our word for it.

Just to be clear, masturbation is not taken into account here.

Let’s run the numbers shall we?

 

Gratification

With drugs, pleasing yourself is the main goal.

With sex, you have to worry about other people’s feelings and that’s just the worst.

“Oh you meant warn you when I’m about to cum.  Whatever, it’s just semen, it will wash out of your hair.”

POINT: DRUGS

DRUGS (1)  –  SEX (0)

LEGALITIES

If you want to sell your privates you should be able to.  Commodities.  Not sure why you would want a pimp, but hey, the world is confusing.

If you want to buy drugs you should be able to.  Why should I keep meeting people in cars in a Gelson’s parking lot?!  Like some common criminal.  Questionable Decisions doesn’t agree with violence though.  People should be able to sell drugs and not kill each other.  It’s bad for everyone.  And honestly, I can buy crack from any motherfucker.  It isn’t that serious.

Everyone loses here.

POINT: DRAW

DRUGS (1) – SEX (0)

 

DANGER

Drugs can get dangerous, quick.  Some people are unstable.  Next thing you know some nigga in Florida is eating his friend’s face off because of too much PCP.

Sex isn’t nearly as scary.  What’s the worst that can happen?  I mean AIDs isn’t that cool and no one invites the guy with herpes to a party.  But that’s as bad as it’s going to get, right?  What’s a little HPV between friends?

POINT: SEX

DRUGS (1)  –  SEX (1)

SN: I should probably wear condoms.

 

TIME

Being high for 14 hours sounds the best.

Fucking for 14 hours sounds tiring and messy.

POINT: DRUGS

DRUGS (2) – SEX (1)

 

OUTCOME

Busting a nut is where it’s at.  We sympathize with women who have to take matters into their own hands.

People turn into real dicks when the drugs are gone.  If someone is short, has an attitude and just an overall prick assume they have run out of drugs.

POINT: SEX

DRUGS (2) – SEX (2)

 

PRICE

Paying for sex is very expensive.

So is having a drug habit.

Coincidentally, you can and should fuck for drugs.  Don’t act like you haven’t used your privates for gifts.

I suppose this is subjective.  Pick your poison as they say.

It just seems easier to find someone to penetrate than to score free drugs.

POINT: SEX

DRUGS (2) – SEX (3)

HEADACHE

The lengths people go to for a piece of ass.  It’s scary and often rapey.  That’s just reckless.

The same can be said for people who like drugs too much.  Rapey and murdery.

Everyone loses here.

POINT: DRAW

Drugs (2) – Sex (3)

VERDICT

Questionable Decisions advises you to just make money.  That way you can have both.  Because excess is the name of the game.

Money does buy happiness.

 

Also, Beat Off More and do drugs.  Better yet do drugs while you beat off!