qdd057 | Things More Racist than Pepe the Frog

The 2016 presidential race has been one for the books, from mud-slinging to sex scandals, it seems this pity roller coaster isn’t gonna stop. The most shocking and devastating result of this election? Pepe the Frog joining the ranks of the swastika and burning cross in the database of hate symbols. Pepe, although dead to many, represents all of us and so we took the time to assemble a list of things that should also be added to the Anti-Defamation League’s hate symbol database:


Dogs. Dogs are more racist than Pepe.

Along with being man’s best friend, dogs are man’s first experiment. After 10’s of thousands of years of breeding, humans were somehow able to turn the mighty wolf into Pomeranians, making them hate brown people was easy. Hell, some dogs know Italian!


Grandpa. Your Grandpa is more racist than Pepe.

Good ole pappy, yeah he’s great. You get to see him throw shade at your parents and you can always count on him to drop a fresh 20 in that birthday card, unlike grandma who thinks it’s okay to write a check for twenty dollars. But he’s probably racist. Reminisces about the “Good ole’ days”. Thinks Clint Eastwood might be onto something.

CLASSIC SAYINGS INCLUDE: 

“He was such a nice man for an arab.” + “Well, why can’t I say Oriental. We all used to say it!” “They probably like to live like that.”


The CMAS. The CMAS are more racist than Pepe.

Do we really need to explain why? Not going to front though, smart play paying LL Cool J. EVERYBODY love Cool James.

Your mother loves James.

Your grandfather loves James.

That German Shepherd that hates the gardener loves James.


There has to be something else to yell about?

Did Flint ever get water? Did Trump ever grab her by the pussy? Kanye is still bat-shit crazy, right? I’m sure Beyonce walked outside.

This fucking frog is now on a nationally recognized list and I’m not even registered to vote.

What’s tragic is a cartoon has achieved more than most of us ever will. No wonder Pepe is taking all the jobs.

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    • julz
    • October 17, 2016
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    Funny S@#T as per usual. On point and your timing could not be better. Great distraction and something to think about as I watch the final debate. Go QD – Max Smith ur one funny dude!!

qdd057 | Things More Racist than Pepe the Frog

The 2016 presidential race has been one for the books, from mud-slinging to sex scandals, it seems this pity roller coaster isn’t gonna stop. The most shocking and devastating result of this election? Pepe the Frog joining the ranks of the swastika and burning cross in the database of hate symbols. Pepe, although dead to many, represents all of us and so we took the time to assemble a list of things that should also be added to the Anti-Defamation League’s hate symbol database:


Dogs. Dogs are more racist than Pepe.

Along with being man’s best friend, dogs are man’s first experiment. After 10’s of thousands of years of breeding, humans were somehow able to turn the mighty wolf into Pomeranians, making them hate brown people was easy. Hell, some dogs know Italian!


Grandpa. Your Grandpa is more racist than Pepe.

Good ole pappy, yeah he’s great. You get to see him throw shade at your parents and you can always count on him to drop a fresh 20 in that birthday card, unlike grandma who thinks it’s okay to write a check for twenty dollars. But he’s probably racist. Reminisces about the “Good ole’ days”. Thinks Clint Eastwood might be onto something.

CLASSIC SAYINGS INCLUDE: 

“He was such a nice man for an arab.” + “Well, why can’t I say Oriental. We all used to say it!” “They probably like to live like that.”


The CMAS. The CMAS are more racist than Pepe.

Do we really need to explain why? Not going to front though, smart play paying LL Cool J. EVERYBODY love Cool James.

Your mother loves James.

Your grandfather loves James.

That German Shepherd that hates the gardener loves James.


There has to be something else to yell about?

Did Flint ever get water? Did Trump ever grab her by the pussy? Kanye is still bat-shit crazy, right? I’m sure Beyonce walked outside.

This fucking frog is now on a nationally recognized list and I’m not even registered to vote.

What’s tragic is a cartoon has achieved more than most of us ever will. No wonder Pepe is taking all the jobs.

Spread the love

qdd057 | Things More Racist than Pepe the Frog