qdd064 | Cunty Correlations: Drink Responsibly.

Drink Responsibly is the most depressing part of alcohol.

It is going to a playground and being told you can only do one slide twice in an hour and shit. That’s no fun. So to help we’ve developed some more Questionably Responsible situations to display our issue with this phrase.

QD Disclaimer: We highly suggest you live your life as reckless as possible. There are multiple DUI’s on a staff of two* so GRAIN OF SALT I suppose. (EDITORS NOTE: I thought you are supposed to pay the staff!)

Lets begin:

Drink Responsibly? Fuck Plainly.

Drink Responsibly? Make it Rain Frugally.

Drink Responsibly? Trip Softly.

Drink Responsibly? Run a Train Respectfully.

Drink Responsibly? Do Blow Quietly.

Drink Responsibly? Raw Dog Safely.

Drink Responsibly? Vegan Humbly.

Drink Responsibly? Eat Ass Gracefully.

Drink Responsibly? Share Your Chat Logs Honestly.

Drink Responsibly? Masturbate Publicly.

Drink Responsibly? Touch Kids Casually.

Fuck you sir! It just isn’t done.

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qdd064 | Cunty Correlations: Drink Responsibly.

Drink Responsibly is the most depressing part of alcohol.

It is going to a playground and being told you can only do one slide twice in an hour and shit. That’s no fun. So to help we’ve developed some more Questionably Responsible situations to display our issue with this phrase.

QD Disclaimer: We highly suggest you live your life as reckless as possible. There are multiple DUI’s on a staff of two* so GRAIN OF SALT I suppose. (EDITORS NOTE: I thought you are supposed to pay the staff!)

Lets begin:

Drink Responsibly? Fuck Plainly.

Drink Responsibly? Make it Rain Frugally.

Drink Responsibly? Trip Softly.

Drink Responsibly? Run a Train Respectfully.

Drink Responsibly? Do Blow Quietly.

Drink Responsibly? Raw Dog Safely.

Drink Responsibly? Vegan Humbly.

Drink Responsibly? Eat Ass Gracefully.

Drink Responsibly? Share Your Chat Logs Honestly.

Drink Responsibly? Masturbate Publicly.

Drink Responsibly? Touch Kids Casually.

Fuck you sir! It just isn’t done.

Spread the love

qdd064 | Cunty Correlations: Drink Responsibly.